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Four Stations, Thirty Minutes: Inside a High-Tech Longevity Circuit

  • Jordana Sherman
  • Jul 1
  • 6 min read

What elite wellness tech can and can’t do, and why the basics still win.

A woman in a cryochamber as part of a Longevity circuit. Similiar to the experience Jordana Sherman had at Vidavii


Picture this: you’re standing in a chamber chilled to minus eighty-five degrees, icicles forming on your arm hair, motivational music thumping through your headphones, with a calm voice telling you to keep moving. That was the last three minutes of my morning at Vidavii, London’s buzzy longevity circuit, and I walked in a full sceptic.


I’m usually first to roll my eyes at high-tech wellness, not because I’m closed-minded, but because I believe the foundations win every time: eating right, sleeping well, moving your body and keeping stress in check. Nothing with a power cable beats those. So when a longevity circuit kept surfacing on my feed, the real question wasn’t whether it could replace the basics, but whether any of it earned a place on top of them, or whether it was just expensive theatre. The honest answer surprised me, and the part that won me over wasn’t the part I expected.


First, some context on where I’m coming from. One nice extra that science keeps championing, and that I’ve written about before, is the sauna, specifically the Finnish kind. The evidence is genuinely compelling: a landmark 20-year Finnish study linked regular use to a 40% drop in all-cause mortality, and Dr Rhonda Patrick has shown that a 20-minute session can mimic many of the cardiovascular benefits of moderate exercise. That second point is exactly why I reach for a sauna on rest days; it makes a lovely stand-in for a low-intensity steady-state cardio session. I’m not suggesting you ditch cardio, but it´s nice on occasion. That’s my benchmark walking in: simple, proven, hard to beat.


Enter Vidavii


A few weeks back I found myself back in London, a city I called home for over a decade but hadn’t visited in far too long, and I decided to finally try one of the longevity circuits everyone seems to be talking about. Vidavii had popped up on my social feed more than a few times, and a good friend has been a loyal devotee, so it already had my attention. The premise sealed it: a holistic system built to promote balance, vitality and wellness.


Vidavii is the work of a husband-and-wife team, Michal Cohen-Sagi and Noam Sagi, who left corporate careers to build it. Michal’s background is in functional medicine and technology; Noam runs a body-centred psychotherapy practice focused on mental longevity. That body-and-mind pairing runs through the whole circuit, which is more thoughtfully designed than the gadget-pile I half-expected.


The studio sits in Mayfair, London’s most exclusive postcode, and the format is refreshingly simple: a 30-minute circuit of four stations, Scan, Breathe, Squeeze and Freeze, with a dry water massage offered as a bonus at either end. In my case, the massage came first.


The circuit: four stations, thirty minutes


First up was the Scan, run on a system called SCANECA. It’s a contactless 3D body scanner, developed with Berlin’s Humboldt University, that maps your whole body in one pass to build a digital avatar. From that it reports all the metrics you’d want, BMI, body fat, basal metabolic rate and waist-to-hip ratio, along with full-body circumferences and a detailed posture analysis. No X-rays and no fuss, and the kind of all-in-one snapshot that makes tracking changes over time genuinely easy. Hold that thought, because the Scan is where this review takes a turn.


With the scan done and the results held back until the end, the hands-on part of my session opened with that bonus dry water massage. Vidavii offers it either before or after the circuit, and mine came first. You stay fully clothed and dry while heated water jets move beneath the surface, working into each muscle group, all meant to release tension, calm the nervous system and support circulation. It felt good, though I like my massages as firm as possible, so in hindsight I’d have asked for a firmer setting.


Next came the Squeeze, Vidavii’s lymphatic flow system: a continuous, alternating wave treatment lasting about eight minutes. You climb into what looks like an MRI machine that cinches you at the waist and pulses in and out. It reminded me of the Slendertone ab-belt I owned many moons ago. It genuinely felt like being corseted, but having survived the joys (and woes) of Slendertone, I found it manageable. Again, I suspect they started me on the standard setting given it was my first visit.


Then on to Breathe, which on the website actually comes before Squeeze in the running order. Another eight-minute session, this time inside what I can only describe as some seriously souped-up tech: far-infrared heat, six wavelengths of therapeutic light, ionised oxygen and aromatherapy, all narrated step by step by the machine itself. I loved this, partly because I’d been wanting to try red light therapy for ages and had never got around to it. More on whether it lived up to the hype below.


Last was the Freeze: three minutes in a cryochamber. For the uninitiated, that’s essentially a freezer set to −85°C, designed to deliver a controlled shock that fires off a big endorphin response, dials down inflammation and speeds up recovery. Despite my reservations, the time flew, helped by being told to keep moving and a blast of high-octane music through the headphones while my extremities stayed covered. I’d done a cryochamber once before, in very different circumstances, and I’m always struck by how fast icicles form on your arm and leg hair.


My verdict

I wrote a lot of these reviews back in my Pushing Forty days, so here’s my honest take. The caveat up front, stated once: I did this exactly once, and a regular member would get far more from it than I could in a single sitting. With that said, here’s what stood out.


The station that won me over was the least glamorous one: the Scan. I expected a gimmick and got the opposite. At the end they walked me through the readout, and it surfaced two things I’d never have caught on my own. First, my hip was sitting slightly out of alignment, which may well explain the hip pain I’d been quietly brushing off. Second, and more reassuringly, my muscle and fat distribution across the major muscle groups came back fairly balanced, which was good to see. That’s the kind of concrete, trackable detail most annual check-ups never give you, and it’s the one part of the circuit I’d tell a friend to pay attention to.


The lymphatic drainage from the Squeeze might be valuable too, but I’d want to see more science before I commit either way.


Breathe was the slickest piece of kit in the building, and it’s easy to mistake it for a sauna because of the heat, but they’re chasing different things. A sauna blasts your whole body with ambient heat, a proper Finnish one runs 80 to 100°C, to drive a deep sweat. Breathe runs far cooler and leans on light, infrared and ionised oxygen, working at the skin and cellular level rather than cooking you. On the sweat-it-out front I’ll always take a real sauna.

On its own terms, the light-therapy benefits are real enough, but they’re the sort that show up over weeks of repeat sessions, not in one eight-minute sitting, so I’m reserving judgment rather than writing it off.


The Freeze did exactly what it promises: a sharp endorphin hit and a real post-session buzz. My personal preference still runs to a cold plunge, for two reasons. First, water pulls heat from your body far faster than air, so a 12°C plunge actually feels more brutal than −85°C air. Second, a plunge keeps you still and makes you sit with the discomfort, whereas in the chamber you’re moving around to music. Plunges also tend to offer a few pods at different temperatures, which I like, especially since plenty of people far smarter than me have pointed out that women don’t need anywhere near as much cold exposure as men, something I’ve written about before. For my money, contrast therapy, alternating a hot sauna with a cold plunge, is the protocol I’d build a routine around.


So my overall verdict is mixed, and I’ll repeat what I said at the top. At £150 a session, around $190, this is a luxury, worth it only once the foundations are in place, and it’ll never replace them. The basics aren’t just more important, they’re far less punishing on the wallet. Vidavii is a lovely option if you can afford it and you’re already doing the fundamentals well. For most of us, though, nail those fundamentals first, and if you want to amplify them, start with a sauna. Plenty of gyms have one for free.


The takeaway


So, would I go back? If I lived around the corner with money to spare, quite possibly, and the Scan alone would be the reason. There’s something undeniably motivating about thirty minutes built entirely around showing up for your body. But I keep landing on the truth I opened with: the magic was never in the machine. It lives in the consistency, the foundations, the unglamorous basics done day after day.


Vidavii is a beautifully engineered amplifier, not a substitute. Get the fundamentals right first. Then, if you want to add something shiny on top, by all means, crave the feeling. Just don’t mistake the cherry for the cake.

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